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starkid challenge - nine characters [9/9] draco malfoy

You must be Harry Potter, the famous bastard. My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers and Mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor House and my parents work for the man that killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?

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Source: jaimelynnbeatty

im-wanderingaway: Something I’ve never noticed before: Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker 
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im-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:

Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker 

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Source: im-wanderingaway

so today I called customer support for my mac

  • Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
  • Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
  • Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
  • CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
  • Me: . . .
  • Me: What did you just say?
  • CSG: Have you tried turning it-
  • Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
  • CSG: . . .
  • CSG: . . .
  • CSG: You watch-
  • Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
  • CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
  • Me: YOU BET IT IS.
  • *two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
  • CSG: So which episode are you watching?
  • Me: The Great Game.
  • CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
  • Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?

Source: e-zekiel

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